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Joke of the Day

"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."

"Finally got in to an exercise routine and I've lost over 100 pounds!! I'm from England, and exercise equipment is pretty expensive."

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"I'm dying, call me an Ambulance. Dad: Okay Dying, you're an ambulance."

"Note to Self: In future interviews, don't say ""Safe in your strong arms"" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years."

"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"

"I'm a lot like a midget orgy I've got a lot of short comings."

"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."

"""Ok, guys, before you start calling me a pervert, let me just say I found a great source of protein."" The first guy who ever milked a cow."

"What happens when you eat too much seafood? You begin to feel a little eel."