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Joke of the Day

"Why are all comic book readers drug addicts? They just can't resist the heroine."

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."

"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."

"Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!"

"They're upping my charges from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism."

"Him: I really like your car Me: Thanks! H: What is it? Me: Uh......black?"

"What do you call a dinosaur that hates punchlines? MY LEGS! OH GOD, HE'S EATING MY LEGS! AAAAARGGHH!"

"Why shouldn't you trust a midget? Because their head's close to their butt."