201819

Joke of the Day

"Oxygen atom was looking for threesome. Poor guy got ozoned"

"How can you tell if your wife left you? You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!"

"[picking name for new puppy] 13: Pixie. 16: Rosie. Wife: Annie. Me: BATMAN!"

"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."

"My dad just had thought surgery and i asked him if he could still talk he said yes, and i'm about to email the doctor to see if i can get my bribe back."

"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."

"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."

"Today Happy fathers day kids"

"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."

"A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study."