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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."
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"Where does Fred Weasley shop? Forever 21."
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"What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree? A PARTY SPLUNGE!"
"Men of quality respect women's equality."
"Man, I have really bad diarrhea I need to get my shit together."
"Pick up a book, any book. Open to the middle, and read the first paragraph. Make sense? Welcome to Twitter."
"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"
"Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee"
"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."