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Joke of the Day
"A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study."
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"It would be easier to walk into Mordor than Gondor Because of the number of entrances"
"What do air and sex have in common? Neither is terribly important until you're not getting any."
"[HORRIBLE] What is the best-selling treat in Rwanda? A Tutsi Roll."
"A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, ""Your technique is flawless."""
"Women are like draino They will clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside"
"If a tree falls on your wife, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The real question is... why the hell was there a tree in your kitchen?"
"An Irishman walks past a bar... ..no, really. It can happen."
"""Did you hire a wedding photographer?"" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*"
"The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in sell it and return to step 1."