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"My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point."

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"""Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect his fee."" ""Tell him the check is in the mail."""
"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."
"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"
"Why do Mexicans have so many babies? Because they're too poor to afford condoms."
"What do you call a Nazi who is social and moves freely at a party? Josef Mengeling"
"I'd try to commit suicide, But I'd probably fail like the rest of my life."
"How many Mexicans does it take to... ...Oh shit, they're done"
"How does a woman go about inventing something? She gives birth to a boy."
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