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Joke of the Day
"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."
Next Joke
"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."
"I slept like a baby last night 2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying"
"What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? Dr Whoover"
"Why do we call it politics? Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites."
"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Drug Problems I've definitely got a drug problem......................... Seem to have run out"
"Newsreader: ""And now Tom with the weather."" Weatherman: ""It's Tim, actually."" Newsreader: ""Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."""
"*goes into kitchen *makes toast *pours coffee *sits at table *opens Sunday paper ""WHO ARE YOU & WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN?"" *sighs *leaves"