201517
Joke of the Day
"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"
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"My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"We'd be scared of beavers if trees screamed."
"What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !"
"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"
"What runs well and efficiently except when you need it to? The Seattle Seahawks"
"Why is the British weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite"
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode."
"i look at my phone's 100% battery icon with the same fondness as proud parents watching their children bounce out of bed yelling ""pancakes!"""
"A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor I have yellow teeth what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!"