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Joke of the Day

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"

"I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby."

"Never mind money, jobs, and real estate...I wonder what the youngs will do to us when they realize we've taken all the good usernames?"

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But, numbers can. 4/10"

"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""

"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."

"I would tell you an Ebola joke... But you probably won't get it"

"Know what's the best part about my supervisor having an identical twin? I get to watch him die twice."