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Joke of the Day
"What runs well and efficiently except when you need it to? The Seattle Seahawks"
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"What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home"
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"What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise? Calf Raises."
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"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."