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Joke of the Day

"What runs well and efficiently except when you need it to? The Seattle Seahawks"

"Is light a wave or a particle? Yes"

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"Is anybody else having trouble logging into my wife's Facebook account?"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-her-face!"

"I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable."

"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."

"I'm sick and tired of all these goddamn illegal aliens taking jobs away from good, hard-working American aliens."

"A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar Oh wait, that's the White House"

"The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up random pages, passing the time, the next minute I'm at home looking for a new job."