201516

Joke of the Day

"Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you."

"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind."

"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."

"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He got a pencil and worked it out."

"If a single stick is called a ""fag"", and a bundle of ""fags"" is called a ""faggot"", then what do you call a group of ""faggots""? A ""subreddit"""

"The difference between a rooster and a lawyer? When the rooster wakes, his primal urge is to cluck defiance."

"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."