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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle?... An Impasta!"
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"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."
"What's the similarity between snooker and sex? If red covers pink, go for the brown."
"What is the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos."
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend..."
"Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing."
"I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love."
"Facebook keeps asking me, ""What's on your mind?"", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem."
"Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'"