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Joke of the Day

"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."

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"So I drank a bottle of colon cleanser this morning... Just kidding, I'm full of shit."
"What's the most common pickup line at a gay bar? May I please push in your stool?"
"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off."