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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind."

"10 indications YOU'RE the retarded FB friend ^"

"""I have to go eat cake now"", should be a perfectly valid reason for leaving a social occasion where cake has not been provided."

"Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains."

"What's the difference between a church and a mosque? In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew."

"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."

"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"

"Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? They can't handle the triggers."

"Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland? Cause North and South Poles repel each other ..."

"Husband: I love you. Me: Bullshit name 2 of my albums."