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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."
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"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."
"""I can't stand when people say they hate both of the presidential candidates."" --Stephen Hawking"
"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."
"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."
"*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."
"Whats the difference between a Windows computer and My penis? One has Microsoft and the other is Micro and Soft"
"I had the best ice cube It's like it could melt in my mouth"
"When I heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... I was shocked!!"