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Joke of the Day
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit."
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"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"peanut Little Sally: Mommy, Mommy, Little Frankie showed me his penis on the playground! It reminded me of a peanut! Mommy (startled): Oh! Was it really small? Little Sally: No, it was salty!"
"Girl, are you organized? Because I want to get on your ToDo list!"
"Why do people like r/citrus? It's sublime"
"I just saw a squirrel pooping. That shit was nuts."
"What's the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad."
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"
"I only drink out of jugs labelled XXX and I carry my money in a big sack with a dollar sign on the side. Everyone thinks I'm cool as hell."
"How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it."