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Joke of the Day

"How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it."

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"My cat died. Just kitten."
"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."
"What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."
"Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care? Zero fucks gibbon. (sorry)"
"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."
"My girlfriend asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."