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Joke of the Day

"I only drink out of jugs labelled XXX and I carry my money in a big sack with a dollar sign on the side. Everyone thinks I'm cool as hell."

"MIGRATING BIRDS Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"british people say ""maths"" instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math"

"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"

"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"

"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."

"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases? I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender"

"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"

"Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was the best decision i ever made in this relationship."