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Joke of the Day

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."

"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."

"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""

"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not."

"A dwarf, that happens to be a mystic, escapes from prison. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."

"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane."

"What's Mario's favorite fruit? Peach."

"My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it."

"What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living? You call 'im Maury. :)"

"I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans... They always steal the green cards ..."