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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad."

"Your hands aren't tied down when you're at the dentist, you're allowed to put your hands in his mouth too."

"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"

"A man walks into the doctor's office wearing nothing but cellophane (saran-wrap). Dr. says, ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""

"- 911,what's your emergency? - I'm out of beer! - That's no emergency. - Chest pain? - We'll send an ambulance. - Make sure they bring beer."

"Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called ""Living on a Pear"""

"A man walks into a bra He is a bit dyslexic"

"Neighbour: if your son doesn't stop playing drums right now I'll lose my mind!! Me: too late...he's stopped half an hour ago"

"""You're the bomb!"" No, you're the bomb!"" A compliment in America but an argument in the Middle East Too soon?"

"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"