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Joke of the Day

"Why do people like r/citrus? It's sublime"

"I'm afraid of people who keep smiling all the time. I feel like they still have plenty of space left for more bodies in their basement."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."

"I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey. I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table."

"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"

"While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on Corral?"

"How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because Seven ate Nine!"

"Hey guys, have you heard about the new corduroy pillow? It's making head lines!"

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"