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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"

"just found out the sun can give you cancer?? WTF? why haven't we made the sun illegal yet???"

"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"

"At this stage of my life, ""Good in Bed"" means not snoring or stealing the covers."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile.... Eh but what would she know, I mean she is only three."

"No I LITERALLY want to butter your hot cherry muffin. A euphe-what? Listen to Miss Community College over there."

"Hey yogurt, settle down with the commercials. You're YOGURT!"

"My son's favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens."

"Chuck Norris Sperm is so tough, girls have to chew before they swallow."

"I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but..."