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Joke of the Day

"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."

"How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it?"

"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer."

"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."

"Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord. Edit: grammar."

"""I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi."" *""But, what's a matteryogi?""* Nothing Boo Boo"

"I'm struggling to think of a name for this new app that compares acid and mushrooms. Sadly ""Tripadvisor"" is taken"

"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."

"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"