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Joke of the Day

"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."

"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!"

"Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls"

"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"Why did you destroy that urinal cake? Peer pressure"

"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"

"r/jokes, I'm in the dentists chair with 2 cavities. Please, cheer me up."

"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."