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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."
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"George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"
"What did the black Jew say to the non-believers? We Israel.."
"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"
"The one time when The Hulk farted... it was the fart that was heard around the world. I know, I know."
"I hate perforations They're tearable"
"im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!"
"[first date] ME: one of my biggest pet peeves is people who think the world revolves around them MY DATE, WHO IS THE SUN: i see"
"I like to yell ""Aloha, Captain Future!"" when I see someone using an iPad in public."
"okay Mary that guy just smiled at you play it cool oh my god he's coming over here play it cool play it cool HI THERE I'M WEARING TWO BRAS"