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Joke of the Day

"I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years"

"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"Why was the broom late? Because it over swept! (Source: Thomas and Friends - Edward the hero)"

"Doctor: you're never too old to start exercising Me: cool thanks i'll start in maybe like 15 years then"

"A man entered a pun contest and submitted 10 puns, hoping at least one would win... No pun in ten did."

"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"

"Overheard this guy say ""I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop."" Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable"