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Joke of the Day

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"

"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"

"My gf told me she had an STD... I would've been surprised, but I heard this one before"

"Age is important only if you're cheese and wine."

"Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for? Because he's always standing by The Edge."

"Bigfoot, an alien, and a Pilgrim walk into a bar. I need a punch line."

"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy."

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on the keyboard... ...I would probably be escorted out of the Mac store."

"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"