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Joke of the Day

"If you're fishing on ice you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!"

"What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach? All the mammaries made me want to go back there!"

"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"

"*looks at you in batman voice*"

"Why do women get yeast infections? (NSFW) So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."

"""Is anyone here named Jeff?"" Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

"What do I call my dick? Steve Harvey because it's rising right now"

"Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?"

"The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too."