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Joke of the Day

"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."

"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"

"I've had a bungee jumping incident But I'm sure I'll bounce back"

"This bottle of vodka was on sale. So yes, I will party like it's $19.99."

"Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight."

"I was on the subway when someone sneezed on me. I was so disgusted, I turned to him and said ""People like you make me sick."""

"I've had Thanksgiving dinner four times and I'm kind of getting addicted. I'm quitting this cold turkey."

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic toy horses up his anus His condition was stable."