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Joke of the Day
"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."
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"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"
"What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner? A big Miss Steak."
"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"
"What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine."
"My sex life is just like star wars: Its either Han Solo, or i have to use the force."
"A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture."
"Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job? He got fired."
"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."
"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."