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Joke of the Day

"Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping? You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps."

"Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers? They can only learn 4 moves."

"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"

"Why did Saul want to kill Christians? Because he was Saulty. I'll^show^^myself^^^out..."

"The most awkward part of meeting new people is when my kids say, ""Please help us."""

"I actually feel bad for Justin Bieber. No girl should have to take a picture without her makeup on"

"I remember the last thing my grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. ""I'm going to kick this bucket"""

"I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's"

"The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds.""."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."