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Joke of the Day

"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"

"Dermatologist asked why I want my tattoo removed and looked at me like no one's ever said ""because it's my ex's Twitter handle"" before."

"Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them! ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE"

"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."

"If the meal between breakfast and lunch is called brunch and the meal between lunch and dinner is called linner, what's the meal between breakfast and dinner called? Lunch"

"What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokinoff."

"Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one."

"How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!"

"Why does Britain love tea so much? Because tea leaves."