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Joke of the Day

"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"

"So last night I had a stroke of genius. Two nights ago I named my penis Genius."

"What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? Dino-mate!"

"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"" The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""

"Reddit repost"

"How do Muslims close a door? Islams it."

"""Do you have anything with, ya know, even more denim?"" ""These jeans are 100% denim."" ""I require more."" ""Mr. Leno, this is getting weird."""

"Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly asking ""are you gonna eat that?"" during the procedures."

"I want a house I can drive my car in You could drive from vroom to vroom."

"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That sponger's never paid for anything in his life."