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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people."

"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"

"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"

"What did the fisherman say to the street magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"

"How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a vacuum cleaner."

"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"

"Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van. But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping."

"""Wow, you're tall.. Do you play basketball?"" ""Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?"""

"Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired? He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore."

"Casey Anthony is still unemployed...? She should have a pretty good resume though. She had a job as a mother once and killed it!"