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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner"
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"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"
"Why do monks wear such plain clothes? It's a habit."
"What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick."
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Bic lighter? Zippos are heavy. A Bic is just a little lighter."
"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."
"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."
"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."
"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."
"I tried... I tried reading a book about self-hypnosis but it keeps sending me to sleep."