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Joke of the Day

"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"

"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."

"My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards. What's worse than being a butt-half? Being a butt-whole!"

"Why did the electron go to jail? He was charged with battery!"

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"""

"To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?"

"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HOs."

"I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke... but I realised that it's beneath me."

"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."