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Joke of the Day

"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."

"ever notice how santa give rich kids better presents than poor kids. come on 8yr olds put your thinking caps on"

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"Why wasn't Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon."

"What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms? Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)"

"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*."

"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."

"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"

"If your wife is a school crossing guard, you're missing a huge opportunity if you don't tell people she's into human trafficking."

"What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs."