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Joke of the Day

"*cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* ""Damn, a cute bunny was murdered"" ""No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"""

"Try to think of a world without hypotheticals. You can't."

"Al-gebra is a mysterious organization. There are lots of unknowns..."

"Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on."

"A preteen girl cried when I popped her cherry without permission. It was her fault for leaving fruit on the ground!"

"What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? ""Are you done?"""

"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"

"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."

"[Phone with Mom] ""Did you just friend request me?"" I'm on fb now ""I'm not adding you"" Fine do your own laundry then *accepts friend request*"

"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"