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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god I had to explain that Buddha isn't Greek."
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"I don't think Twitter's real. I think I'm in a mall in 1987 listening to ""I Think We're Alone Now"" & my mind invented Twitter to protect me."
"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."
"I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies."