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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god I had to explain that Buddha isn't Greek."
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"God, Clark Gable's performance in ""Gone With the Wind"" sucked... ...It's like he didn't even give a damn."
"72 What is 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"
"Wilderness survival tip #32: To deter bears from attacking your tent, simply sprinkle your neighbor's campsite with bacon powder."
"Never trust volleyball players with your drinks They might spike 'em."
"What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth"
"[car wreck] [hand reaches out] ""Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback."" [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]"
"We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it..."
"Did you hear about Lance Armstrong having a threesome? He was killing two birds with one stone"
"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"