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Joke of the Day
"Wanna feel old? Stacy's mom has had it going on for over 81 years."
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"There are 10 types of men... Half of them understand binary, half of them don't."
"What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk"
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar"
"What do you call a dog magician?"
"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"
"I don't have bad posture, my body's just sad."
"*sings Batman theme *crawls along bars of death *rolls down slope *ascends tower *knocks out foes ""Miss, you need to leave the playground."""
"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""
"After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea.. to go Seoul searching."