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Joke of the Day
"Wanna feel old? Stacy's mom has had it going on for over 81 years."
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"A man is setting his password to ""mypenis"" Error: Not long enough"
"What do I say when my favorite spice knocks on the door? Cumin!"
"In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly."
"A lot of parents are asking questions about my baby cannon. Like ""Does it really fire babies?"" & ""Have you seen my son Jeff?"""
"Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry."
"What do you call someone with two noses? No one nose."
"What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God? Anoobis"
"Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?"
"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."