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Joke of the Day
"the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually ""cloaking"" they just turned all their lights off"
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"Mary had a little sheep and with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram so Mary had a little lamb."
"Cop : HANDS IN THE AIR! Me: *drunk, starts flailing arms* Cop: NO, NOT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE"
"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"
"A grate dad! Dad, how does it feels to have the most beautiful son in the world? I do not know son, ask your grandfather."
"Why are white people racist against black people? Cause they have smaller PPs lol"
"What is the best method of separating juice? by concentration."
"What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"""
"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."
"What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !"