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Joke of the Day

"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those that get it and those that don't."

"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."

"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"

"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."

"Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other... but I always find them in bread together."

"how do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit"

"What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box? Saltines."

"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."

"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"