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Joke of the Day

"Mary had a little sheep and with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram so Mary had a little lamb."

"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."

"CW: My wedding is going to be expensive! Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!"

"A Muslim, a Communist and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Welcome, President Obama!"""

"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."

"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."

"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."

"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"

"The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about."

"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."