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Joke of the Day
"What did the vegatable say to the fruit? Turnip"
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"What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their baubles are just for decoration."
"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""
"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."
"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"
"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""
"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."
"I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record"
"You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now what?"
"What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm? Thalidomide"