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Joke of the Day
"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."
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"Never go to target in a red shirt. I was holding my kid and someone asked for help. Like yea just let me finish stocking the toddlers first."
"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
"if she doesn't reciprocate ur first ""i love u"", press ur finger to ur strategically placed bluetooth & say ""oh cool u love me too? nice"""
"Why don't black people get on cruise ships. They already fell for that once."
"Need relationship advice! I'm trying to get my wife into role playing but she gets really upset when I suggest she be played by Emma Stone."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !"
"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."
"Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical? Because m'cavity."
"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"