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Joke of the Day

"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."

"What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common? Commutators"

"While shopping, look for this marker on where the gluten free aisle is at. You'll see a man with a gun to his mouth. Because, you know, bullets are gluten free."

"Me: Now what's the rule, son? 11yo: *sighs* If his first album came out after 2000, I can't call him a rapper. Me: You're learning..."

"Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins? Because they needed a switch-hitter."

"The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day."

"You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome..."

"I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden... but the flag is a big plus."

"If two vegetarians get into a fight Is it still considered beef?"

"What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes"