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Joke of the Day

"A grate dad! Dad, how does it feels to have the most beautiful son in the world? I do not know son, ask your grandfather."

"I want to start a club for unmarried professional women who want to meet other unmarried professional women and dance booty dances. We are gonna call it Nee Twerk."

"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."

"Check this one out: **1**"

"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"

"What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!"

"Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet."

"The lengths I'm willing to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket could count as cardio."

"Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt."

"Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae."