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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather has hearing aids. He got it from phone sex."
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"I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option"
"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."
"[TRYING TO IMPRESS NEW GIRLFRIEND] 'Oh yeah, I love to cook!' *removes salad from the microwave"
"Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."
"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"
"Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is ""the most fun a girl can have for $15."" They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico."
"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""
"Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring."
"My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: ""Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?"" Mom: ""No, who?"" Daughter: ""Ella, Ella Vader."""