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Joke of the Day

"My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: ""Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?"" Mom: ""No, who?"" Daughter: ""Ella, Ella Vader."""

"The brake is on the left, the gas peddle is on the right, & the liquor store is 4 miles ahead. -Me teaching my 3yr old niece how to drive"

"How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware? Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive."

"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."

"Wrote a joke. I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..? Boris' Karl loft."

"I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the stupid stuff I've done in the past. Stupid memory foam..."

"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."

"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."

"Speed dating? You mean pizza delivered in less than 30 mins..."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!"