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Joke of the Day
"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""
Next Joke
"You can tell if your gold chain is fake... ...by leaving the room and listening to see if it talks crap about you to other jewelry."
"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"
"What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant? A plaid tie."
"asbestos huh? if what i'm hearing is true they shoudl call it asworstos ."
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because Seven ate Nine!"
"Felt a sharp pain in my chest & thought ""oh shit, I'm having a heart attack,"" but it just turned out to be my wife stabbing me."
"How did the Reddit user read his newspaper? <ORIGINAL> He Reddit"
"What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
"What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? ""Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"""