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Joke of the Day
"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"
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"Guess what Chicken butt"
"Procrastination is like masturbation... ... it feels good while you're doing it, but you're only fucking yourself."
"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure. Haha you are adopted. Credit to this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3715bp/one_mans_trash_is_another_mans_treasure_would_be/"
"(McDonald's bathroom) *pulls away from kissing* You're better than my mirror at home"
"Innocent little girl !! ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."
"Fish sticks? Do you like fishdicks? Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gay fish."
"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"
"Hey guys, look! Original content made it on to ifunny!"