195023
Joke of the Day
"What is Michele Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"
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"PERSONAL TRAINER: so how much do you bench? ME: a fair bit but I usually bed or sofa."
"[During surgery] DR DOG: Suction please. NURSE: But there's no bleeding. DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a **great** year."
"Anti-jokes: here are three of my favorite ones. Uno, eins, ichi"
"When you have this song stuck in your head, is it just your mind playing tracks on you?"
"Hate being a funeral director ""why'd u take the job?"" I inherited it from my dad ""You could've just declined it"" And lose my first customer?"
"Q. What's the rudest type of Elf? A. The GofuckyoursElf."
"Have you got a copy of ""Living with a small penis ?"" Librarian ""I don't think its in yet"" ""Yep thats the one"" I replied"
"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"