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Joke of the Day

"Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is ""the most fun a girl can have for $15."" They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico."

"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."

"How do you juice an orange? Play with its citorus"

"ME: I'll have the burger. WAITER: And how do you like your burger? ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet."

"Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"". "

"So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte"

"This morning someone phoned me and told me that I need to sort my fucking life out. It was quite a wake up call."

"Watched a movie where a kid is alone in his house and starts meditating... It's called ""Om Alone"""

"I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German."

"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."